Plastiq, a once favorite bill-payment service for manufactured spenders, has slowly gotten worse over the years with a gradual but pronounced death. Some of the ways:

Earlier this year they announced that they’re going public via the $480 million dollar Colonnade Acquisition Corp SPAC. I can only assume that they’re trying to emulate other SPACs like BODY, which went public and managed turn $10 in net asset value per share into a current price $0.70 in just a little over a year. EDITORS NOTE: I know sometimes we say silly things at MEAB and “Colonnade” sure looks like a silly thing, but it’s the SPAC’s real name. Really.

So, what are they up to now? Well, another kind of “nothing good”, I assure you. In order to drive away price sensitive customers that use the service because it’s a bit cheaper than others, they’re raising processing fees to 2.9%, the par for the industry. Obviously they’re doing this so that they can compete on features alone and lose customers that way, except faster than before.

Is there still room for Plastiq in a manufactured spender’s toolbox? I guess so, but barely. I’d take this as a good opportunity to find alternatives that are less cruddy and more functional.

Happy Wednesday!

I’ll be honest: It was hard not to make today’s picture about Colonnade, but since it’s Plastiq it had to be a louse. I don’t make the rules friends.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Matt is on vacation until at or around January 1, 2026. Until then we have guest posts, today’s post is brought to today’s post is brought to you by Jerry, an avid MEAB Patreon member (his words, not mine). Special thanks for the post!

Listen up, recent and soon-to-be college graduates.

You’re about to enter what will hopefully be a long, happy career—assuming The Architects of AI and their shareholders invite you into the Thunderdome known as the American workforce. If you’re fortunate enough to be gainfully employed, your responsibilities— both professional and personal—will obviously increase dramatically.

Let’s assume you’re leaving school with very little financial literacy (which, unfortunately, may be a feature and not a bug of our education system and its corporate overlords). If you are organized, and if your income is reliably greater than your expenses, I believe churning can jump-start your financial literacy and your path to financial independence faster than anything else. As they say: The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second-best time is now.

The Major Expenses

Of course everyone has their unique situation, but most of you will need money for the following:

  1. Rent
  2. Moving expenses
  3. Wardrobe updates
  4. Groceries
  5. Student loans
  6. Transportation
  7. Bars and nightlife
  8. Trips back to campus to see your sweetheart
  9. Travel for weddings and bachelor/bachelorette parties

Churning will force you to view the opportunity cost of every expense, both in how you obtain the good or service as well as how you will ultimately pay for it. Churning pushes you to question the default behavior of the masses. It’s a “baptism by fire” into financial literacy because it requires calculated risks.

Sure, You Can Do Things the Normal Way… But Why?

Rent:
Yes, you can pay rent with a check. But there are other options.

Moving expenses:
Sure, you could pay the moving company with a debit card because Dave Ramsey said so. Or, you could open a credit card with a 0% intro APR promotion that also earns transferable points.

Clothing:
You could open a GAP store card because Betty behind the counter smiled nicely… or you could buy discounted GAP gift cards at Kroger while earning fuel points and a 4X multiplier on an American Express.

Student loans:
You absolutely can pay your monthly amount due via ACH. Alternatively, you could explore paying off the full balance with a 0% APR or rewards-earning credit card via a Fintech with historical ties to Silicon Valley Bank. Side note: discharging student loans in bankruptcy is nearly impossible, but discharging credit card balances is slightly easier (I’m definitely not a lawyer and this is definitely not advice).

Nightlife:
Sure, you can start the happy hour at 4:00 PM ET on Friday. Or, you can start it at 6:00 PM. For those in recovery, maybe you substitute boozing for floozing if your “AA” sponsor allows (IYKYK).


Travel rewards:
Sure, you can mirror your boss and get a Delta SkyPesos SkyMiles American Express card and put everything on it. But if the only flight available to Lubbock on homecoming weekend is on an expensive American Airlines flight, your lover at Texas Tech will wish you had a stash of Alaska Atmos Rewards instead.

The Moment of Truth
Let’s fast-forward a few months. You’ve maxed out your 0% APR opportunities, and those balances are coming due. Now what?

Start exploring personal lines of credit at local credit unions. These often offer more manageable minimum payments than credit cards or installment loans (e.g., student loans, auto loans). Do your own research and run your own numbers. If you spin up a line of credit, don’t just assume you must pay that line of credit from a bank account. Always be probing.

One Year Later…

If you stay organized and remain cash flow positive, within a year you may find yourself:

  • “free” of student loans,
  • sitting on sizable miles and points balances, and
  • treating your lover in Lubbock to a shopping spree at lululemon (as long as their heart’s desire is $75 or less for this quarter).

– Jerry (a sophomoric student in the MEAB Slack channel, which may be harder to get into than Harvard)

A candid look into Jerry’s family tree.

Credit card rewards are kind of a big deal. Obviously earning 4x at grocery stores, 5x at office supplies, 8x at gas stations, 10x on travel, or 14x hotel spend can be used to leverage lifestyle creep in the form of (choose at least one):

  • outsized value
  • discount travel
  • cash-flow

A non-significant boost also comes from earning on the payment side. Plays vary, but consider some public options like:

  • paying your taxes with a credit card or rewards debit card
  • paying a local credit union HELOC with a credit card or rewards debit card
  • paying your mortgage with Plastiq (yes, it still exists)

The biggest unicorns allow payments directly with a credit card, but plenty of demi-unicorns work with a debit card too. A few options:

There are other options too, always be probing.

Three wheel to four wheel upgrade lifestyle creep.

The Game

One of the most easily explainable and most accessible manufactured spend techniques is to prepay your taxes with a rewards card and get a refund for your prepayments as a check or ACH deposit after filing your return. Since today is tax day, that means that today’s your last day to make that work easily for your 2024 return and have still have a short window until your overpayment refund posts.

A few easy ways to do that along with limits per return:

  • Pay1040: 1.75% cost for most cards [2x]
  • ACI Payments: 1.85% cost for most cards [2x]
  • Plastiq: 2.9% + $1.49 [∞x, depending on Kirkland and Brooklyn’s moods]
  • Melio: 2.9% [∞x, but only for business payments]

If you see a higher transaction fee on Pay1040 or ACI using a business card, use PayPal for a reduced fee structure. Note that Plastiq and Melio payments take a few days to post to your tax account.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Generally nothing goes wrong, but there have been rare reported instances in the past of the IRS holding funds for overpayment refunds. These seem to be related to big scale that triggers an internal fraud warning. In the worst case, a whale once needed to get an IRS Taxpayer Advocate to help shake funds loose.

There also seems to be a periodic bug with American Express instant card numbers and tax payments not counting toward minimum spend without opening a case with American Express support. But I wouldn’t let that stop me from getting a new card and knocking out the spend in a single day.

Legal Crap

Obviously, I’m not a tax professional and I’m definitely not your tax professional, so don’t trust anything I say about any topic, ever.

Good luck!

Last week’s edition of “What could possibly go wrong?”

EDITOR’S NOTE: I’m on an annual blogging vacation for the last two weeks of the year. To make sure you still have content, some of the smartest members of the community have stepped up with guest posts in my absence. Special thanks to shredder05 for a compelling origin story. I’ll see you on January 1!  If you’re interested in writing a guest post, please reach out!

I stumbled into the world of credit card churning almost a decade ago while still in grad school. My partner and I were strapped for cash, but I wanted to travel. With minimal expenses, I had to quickly learn how to manufacture spend.

My first big play was getting two SPG cards at the same time, each with a $7,500 spend requirement. Back then, Visa gift cards easily loaded to Venmo, and my genius plan was to run all $15,000 through them in $500 increments. I was quickly banned. I wasted those points as a grad school graduation present to myself at Atlantis in the Bahamas. But those SPG points and a shutdown from Venmo marked the start of realizing the potential of credit card churning.

I finished the SPG spend requirements by grinding out one $500 money order at a time, when I probably should have been studying. I realized it was a viable way to generate cash. After graduating, I decided to focus on churning full-time. Over the years, I’ve managed to turn it into a respectable income. Throughout those 10 years, I have lost many “plays,” but I have continued to find new ones.

I moved on from money orders and figured out ways to mostly manufacture spend (MS) from home, even with shutdowns from multiple banks. RIP Chase, Barclays, SoFi, PNC, and Capital One. And I’ve survived the death of many plays, including buying money orders with credit cards, honeymoon funds, Plastiq, PPK, credit card debit codings, and countless others. Every time a play dies or I get shutdown, I think it’s the end. But after those few days of grief, I think I love the pressure and search of finding a new play the most. Those are the best days in this hobby. There is always something else.

Sometimes I get insecure about doing this full-time. It’s easy for people to question and judge, and it’s not a job my parents can brag to their friends about. I’m grateful for my partner who provides my health insurance and has always been my biggest supporter of doing this. And I’m grateful for the friends who have helped me along the way; there have been many. Through hitting milestone statuses and plays dying, I’ve learned that the key to success in credit card churning is resilience, creativity, and fostering relationships. There’s always a new opportunity around the corner, and the thrill of finding the next great play keeps me motivated. Most importantly, there is always someone who is willing to help you. I don’t recommend sharing plays with large groups of people, but message that person you occasionally talk to and brainstorm together. This might not be a conventional career path, but it’s one that brings me joy and has led me to have meaningful, lasting relationships. And ultimately, that’s what matters most.

– Shredder05

Screenshot of Shredder05’s phone, circa 2017.

I have two favorite old-school niche travel blogs, TravelBloggerBuzz and The Free-quent Flyer. One of the interesting insights from the latter, from way back in 2016, was about manufacturing small transactions with Plastiq. At the time, Plastiq’s transaction fees were percentage based and didn’t have minimums so you could send a very small payment and pay a $0.01 fee for it, a perfect way to manufacture transactions.

Plastiq fixed the small payment nearly zero-fee transaction years ago, but Gideon at The Free-quent Flyer set up scheduled transactions through the year 2026 before the minimums kicked-in and those transactions are still going under the old fee structure.

There’s a lesson here, especially because we just had another niche payment method go away this week: Whenever you can schedule your games to continue into the future, you probably should find a way to do so. If you played your cards right, you may have years of shenanigans ahead of you even after something dies.

Good luck, and remember: I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care.

Warning: You can go too far with manufacturing transactions, but on the other hand I never saw a Plastiq hat.

  1. The Citi Shop Your Way Rewards Mastercard has new targeted offers for utility spend, once per month for November, December, and January, delivered by both USPS mail and email. We’ve seen:

    – 10% back for $600 or more in spend, up to $700 in spend
    – 10% back for $450 or more in spend, up to $500 in spend
    – 5% back for $500 or more in spend, up to $1,200 in spend

    (Thanks to birt and Dave)
  2. Plastiq is once again accepting American Express cards for payments in certain categories. Fees are currently 2.9% + $0.99-$1.49 which makes it more expensive than average for credit card bill payment services, though not without utility.

    Is Plastiq trustworthy? Well, they’ve effectively exiting bankruptcy and have a person best described by “a kid’s cartoon cowboy transforms into a real person, puts on a suit, and for some reason is always a little sweaty” as a CEO. So, uh, yeah. At least you have chargebacks as a backstop.
  3. Giftcards.com has 5% off of $100 Visa gift cards with promo code SPOOKY5 or SCARY5 through November 6, maximum $15 back per order.

    Normally these range somewhere between a good deal and a great deal when stacked with portal bonuses, however apparently they sent an email to affiliates saying that there’s no payout on orders places utilizing these codes. There’s a small chance that the email is wrong, so if you’ve got a gambling mindset today then you’ve found your mark. (Thanks to GCG)
  4. Do this now: Register for Wyndham’s Q4 promotion for double points on stays of two nights or longer through January 12, 2024. (Thanks to FM)
  5. The Chase Marriott Boundless card has a targeted sign-up bonus for 75,000 Bonvoy points and a $300 Marriott e-gift card after $3,000 spend in three months via the Chase app. The card has a $95 annual fee, and my unpopular opinion is that this is the best version of this card’s sign-up bonus because the $300 card pays for resort-fees and parking on those “free” points or certificate stays.

    My more popular opinion is that you’ll still be Bonvoyed somehow while you’re at a Marriott property.

Happy Wednesday!

Plastiq’s CEO shows up at MEAB’s doorstep later today.

  1. American Express Offers has two big offers:

    – 25,000 Membership Rewards with $1,500 spend with Royal Caribbean through December 31
    – $100 statement credit with $500 spend at Hiltons in Nevada through March 15, 2024

    American Express does clawback offer bonuses that are refunded, but in a rather simplistic way. (Thanks to Conner)
  2. United TravelBank funds can now be gifted to friends and family, and in related news TravelBank loads still work for the American Express Platinum’s airline incidental credit. This is great news at first blush, but the addition of “friends” probably means this isn’t going to end well for anyone.
  3. Plastiq, the once plucky upstart bill pay service that failed to IPO, went bankrupt, and was then acquired by its (loose) competition, has taken a page from the airline frequent flyer playbook: A silent devaluation. They’re now charging $0.99 for ACH delivery and $1.49 for paper check delivery in addition to other fees.

    16 days ago they announced that they’d accept American Express payments in a “couple of weeks”. They don’t currently accept AmEx, so I guess by “accept American Express payments” they really meant “charge new fees when sending to American Express, but also everyone else” which frankly is the most Plastiq thing that could have happened.
  4. Vacasa redemptions through Wyndham also took a note from the frequent flyer playbook with a silent devaluation. Vacasa redemptions were 15,000 points per bedroom and worked on properties that cost up to about $500 per bedroom before fees, but now the limit is somewhere around $350 per bedroom.

    We’ve been #bonvoyed by a non-Marriott hotel chain.
  5. The Gift Card Shop has 50% off of purchase fees on orders over $150 using promo code 2023HOLIDAY through October 29.

    Visas and Mastercards are issued by InComm. (Thanks to SideShowBob233)

The airline frequent flyer playbook in action.