I’m on vacation and have been since Friday afternoon, and I’m punch drunk on California beach vibes so I went experimental today. Without further ado, here’s my review of the new American Express Platinum card changes, in haiku form.
Huge annual fee
is unjustifiable
find another card
Clear reimbursement
could save 55 minutes per year
if you are lucky
Equinox credit
useful in almost no cities
use YouTube instead
One lifetime bonus?
terms and conditions are lies
bonus will come
New York Times is saved
by entertainment credit
otherwise no-one pays
Fine Hotels and Resorts
credit does not earn you status
better than nothing
Air incidentals
credit was hard to abuse
but was worth real cash
Lounge access is great
until you realize that
many cards grant it
Will not renew
personal cards will be golds
business cards will cease

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