It’s been years since the last Business Platinum refresh, and for reasons known to no-one, MEAB decided that haiku was the best way to report on updated, somewhat negative Business Platinum news. Today, we continue that tradition with new somewhat negative Business Platinum news about the 35% rebate on Membership Rewards bookings in any premium cabin:
Uplift soon leaves us
Premium dreams downgraded
September’s sharp edge
35%
Is limited to only
Airline selected
Mileage brokers cry
Discount Qatar tickets sigh
Dubai flyers lose
Codeshares give relief
JAL tickets look like AA
JetBlue’s partners glow
Multiple cards held
Opens more opportunities
Selections vary
One point three five cents
Is probably a low floor
Base price moves higher
Happy Thursday!

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