Throwback Thursday: Business Platinum Haiku Challenge

It’s been years since the last Business Platinum refresh, and for reasons known to no-one, MEAB decided that haiku was the best way to report on updated, somewhat negative Business Platinum news. Today, we continue that tradition with new somewhat negative Business Platinum news about the 35% rebate on Membership Rewards bookings in any premium cabin:

Uplift soon leaves us
Premium dreams downgraded
September’s sharp edge

35%
Is limited to only
Airline selected

Mileage brokers cry
Discount Qatar tickets sigh
Dubai flyers lose

Codeshares give relief
JAL tickets look like AA
JetBlue’s partners glow

Multiple cards held
Opens more opportunities
Selections vary

One point three five cents
Is probably a low floor
Base price moves higher

Happy Thursday!

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