Introduction
Since 2021 or so, an odd brokerage named Moomoo let crafty churners earn several thousand dollars with relatively convoluted promotions and bonuses, the kind that needed a few pages worth of text or 10 minutes worth of talking to wade through; also known as “A Churner’s Delight.”
Moomoo has now become semi-mainstream, so much so that they’ve appeared on DoC three times this year, with less convoluted promotions to bring more funds into the FinTech which is simultaneously part bank and part brokerage.
Safety
Churners are good at probing the most dank, web ridden, smelly corners of the financial world. They’re often emboldened to do so because they’ve got protections like:
- CFPB for credit instruments
- FDIC for deposit account insurance
- SIPC for brokerage account insurance
For most financial products if everything fails, you’ll get everything you’re owed paid back in full thanks to the above.
FinTech Weirdness
FinTechs lean on the perceived safety to give you confidence in working with them, but as the Synapse shutdown and bankruptcy has shown, just because there’s an FDIC or SIPC insured account somewhere, you’re not necessarily protected in the event of failure. A few nuances that you should know:
- FDIC and SIPC don’t cover fraud or theft
- An account has to be yours to be covered by FDIC or SIPC
- Some FinTechs put their funds in custodial accounts that aren’t in your name, so you’re not actually covered (See Juno and Yotta for example)
Remember, “we keep all your funds in an FDIC insured account” doesn’t necessarily mean that you have any protection. Check the FDIC website to be sure.
Have a nice weekend!
Few know that the original Churner’s Delight recipe came from a cafe in Portland. (Thank to Elaine)