A Thanksgiving churning blogger tradition seems to involve writing about all the things you’re thankful for (I suppose if you’re going to be cliché in a conformist-rebel sort of way, that’s a home-run post). But we do things a bit differently around here, so instead of a regular “things I’m thankful for” post, I wanted to call out some of the churning blogger phrases that I’m, uhh – thankful isn’t the right word, deluged by:

  • “It’s mind boggling that”
  • “An ok deal”
  • “Nevertheless, it represents value”
  • “Nothing groundbreaking here”
  • “… and it may be for some folks”
  • “it should be worth it”
  • “SMOKING HOT!”
  • “Alive Again!”
  • “Final hours!”
  • “worth keeping your eye out”
  • “[company] is once again back with their lucrative offer”
  • “I am happy to report that”
  • “More easy rewards”

Anyhoodles, have a nice holiday friends!

Me too kid.