{"id":1943,"date":"2021-07-07T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/?p=1943"},"modified":"2023-04-18T12:27:33","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T18:27:33","slug":"platinum-amex-a-haiku-review-for-you-also-how-i-feel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/07\/platinum-amex-a-haiku-review-for-you-also-how-i-feel\/","title":{"rendered":"Platinum AmEx, A Haiku Review For You, Also How I Feel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m on vacation and have been since Friday afternoon, and I\u2019m punch drunk on California beach vibes so I went experimental today. Without further ado, here\u2019s my review of the new <a class=\"ek-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/churning\/comments\/obf582\/amex_plat_changes_megathread\/\">American Express Platinum card changes<\/a>, in haiku form. <\/p>\n<p>Huge annual fee<br \/>is unjustifiable<br \/>find another card<\/p>\n<p>Clear reimbursement<br \/>could save 55 minutes per year<br \/>if you are lucky<\/p>\n<p>Equinox credit<br \/>useful in almost no cities<br \/>use YouTube instead<\/p>\n<p>One lifetime bonus?<br \/>terms and conditions are lies<br \/>bonus will come<\/p>\n<p>New York Times is saved<br \/>by entertainment credit<br \/>otherwise no-one pays<\/p>\n<p>Fine Hotels and Resorts<br \/>credit does not earn you status<br \/>better than nothing<\/p>\n<p>Air incidentals<br \/>credit was hard to abuse<br \/>but was worth real cash<\/p>\n<p>Lounge access is great<br \/>until you realize that<br \/>many cards grant it<\/p>\n<p>Will not renew<br \/>personal cards will be golds<br \/>business cards will cease<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-editorskit-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1945\" height=\"328\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vibe.png\" srcset=\"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vibe.png 500w, https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vibe-300x197.png 300w\" width=\"500\"\/><figcaption>Vacation vibe vibes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m on vacation and have been since Friday afternoon, and I\u2019m punch drunk on California beach vibes so I went experimental today. Without further ado,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":1,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","footnotes":""},"categories":[54,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-credit-cards","category-meta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1943"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7255,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943\/revisions\/7255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milesearnandburn.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}